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England Diverts Forces to Romania Brussels, Belgium (AP) The English forces stationed abroad, including those stationed in Gibraltar and elsewhere, were dispatched to the Black Sea today, a move justified by Prime Minister Sheffield as offering aid to his ally. Of course, with this act of war against Romania, the Russians seem to be Prime Minister Sheffield's only, if waning, ally. All support for his actions in England has bottomed out. If Prime Minister Sheffield does not agree to cease fires in Romania and Scotland by the end of the week, we can expect to see a Vote of No Confidence to oust him from power in the English government. The wars he is conducting go without consent by the Queen or her subjects; his wars are illegal, and degrading to the English populous. Only time will tell whether or not PM Sheffield will recognize these facts and declare a state of peace. Ukraine Seizes Gibraltar Gibraltar, Spain (AP) While English forces begin skirmishing engagements with the Romanians in the Black Sea, Ukranian air forces and infantrymen are seizing the British possession of Gibraltar. With the lack of any air support by the English RAF, Gibraltar is not expected to last very long: the English ground forces stationed here have taken a heavy beating by the Ukranian MiGs, and the Ukranian forces (some 3,000 strong) are preparing to march in. Russia Withdraws Support of English Military Actions, Turns Attentions Southward Moscow, Russia (AP) The Russian government announced today that it has revoked support of Prime Minister Sheffield's war on Scotland and Romania. Petrov Zinoviev himself gave a speech this morning, condemning Mr. Sheffield's actions, and stating that "...Russia's goals in the European theater have been achieved, and the discounted oil prices offered by Scotland are too much to risk losing by supporting a losing cause." Without Russian support, it is hoped that the European and American communities will be able to persuade Mr. Sheffield to step down his military actions and pay restitution to the nations which he has harmed. Massive Military Buildup in NU Detected Brussels, Belgium (AP) Military movements have been detected eminating from Portugal, Ukraine, Israel, and Romania. Several squadrons of jets have been relocated to NU airstrips in Norway, and many ground forces and naval units have also been transferred to the western-most nation of the Nordic Union. It is expected that an assault on England is imminent if Mr. Sheffield does not end his unprovoked attacks. England Smashes into "Sheffield's Folly" Glasgow, Scotland (AP) The English First Corps has finally reached the defensive fortifications approximately 30 miles in from the origional Scottish-English boarder. The fortifications, having been under construction for months, are the first encountered by the English which are actually manned by large numbers of regular Scottish troops. The English casualties are high, and the Scottish troops have given an apt nickname to the fortifications, "Sheffield's Folly." Germany Annexes Denmark Berlin, Germany (AP) With a lack of any response from fellow European powers, the Danish government has today, for the second time in little more than half a century, surrendered land, military, and sovereignty to the German government. The Germans have defended this annexation with a statement issued by Mr. Noah Scherrer, "The purpose is that I feel the threat of the Comuuinists to my east and the Imperial English to my west and I feel that if either of the those countries decides that they want a position of mainland central Europe, the country they will be going after will be Denmark. Besides it will be a completely fair aquisition they will be giving the exact same representation as the people of Germany get. The people of Denmark will keep the same rights, speak the same laungauge, and so forth, but the will be under the protection of the German military. I hope you understand where I am coming from on this matter."